Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Violet Is Coming!
This is terribly exciting for me. The last time that someone was having a child in my immediate circle I was five and not alerted to the fact until all the exciting bits were over... Nor would I have understood them if they had been, in all fairness. I did get a lot of cheap comes-with-the-bouquet candy on the next day, though, which I probably won't get this time round. Hmmm.
Now the question is - what clever, endearing, sentimental and meaningful, yet inexpensive gift should I get little Violet Joy - of weight and time yet unknown - when she is finally cut free, wiped off and breathing air? Something, perhaps, that aludes playfully to her name? Or maybe something supremely practical (like wiping clothes), would bespeak my sympathy and understanding better?
I really should have worked this out a while ago.
This is really ridiculously exciting.
Saturday, November 29, 2008
American Thanksgiving.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Gnome Culling
Today, while I was at the homeless drop-in centre called Off The Fence, just chatting and getting to know the chaps there, I met a gentleman named Steve, who is a volunteer there, and he told me about an interesting (and in my opinion, brilliant) tradition that he and his family have;
On Boxing Day in England, instead of going on a spending rampage, most people go on a killing spree. It is traditional to go fox hunting, fishing or shooting upon the day after Christmas.
It was not explained to me why this is, but really, do we need a logical reason to have a tradition?
But instead of a pheasant killing, Steve has something he calls A Gnome Culling.
In the months proceeding Christmas, he obtains as many ugly and tasteless pieces of decorative frangible - of which category the common garden gnome is a prime example - anything that unites dripping sentimentality with an obvious urgency on the part of the maker to make it as cheaply as possible within a minimum expenditure of time (in Steve's words, "An insult, a burden, and a source of legitimate rage to any intelligent individual.") - so that he can administer a small amount of cleansing to this old world by dispatching them in his back garden, with his pellet gun, on the twenty-sixth of December.
I must add that I have every intention of establishing a Canadian chapter of this tradition in my own family when I return.
Steve is a wonderful man - one of the many lovely people that I am meeting in this job. He taught me to play chess last Friday, and was so concerned that I learn the gambits, that he accidentally let me win...twice.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Rhapsodizations on the Deeps.
I love living half-a-block from the sea so much!I walk beside it every morning while I pray, and take Matthew and Becky - the two youngest kids of my host family - for icecream quests along it.
There is always something calming, or uplifting, or strengthening, or relaxing about watching the tide ebb and flow... it's an all-encompassing restorative.
One of the great fascinations of Man, and gifts of God.
I am finding it a great consolation and prop.
There, wasn't that lovely and verging on the metaphysical?
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Guy Fawkes Night
I had completely forgotten that the day I was arriving - November 5 - was Guy Fawkes night. Everyone lights huge bonfires and sets off fireworks to celebrate King James' discovery of the Gunpowder Plot in 1605. I arrived just in time to catch the celebration, which was a lovely way to spend my first night in Britain.
Monday, November 3, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
"The Time Has Come (The Walrus Said) To Talk Of Other Things."
That, if you haven't noticed, is eight days away.
Since I was expecting the processing of my visa to take a little longer, I am not as completely and utterly prepared as I should like to be. That I am always surprised by the lack of time always surprises me. For some reason.
Anyway, that's about all the exciting news at the moment, except for one small particular -
On Sunday, I am going shave my head.
I am selling my hair to interested buyers; 24 inches of hair at $20 an inch...which should almost cover my plane ticket. The cut hair will be going to society that makes wigs for children. So far, I've only sold 7 inches, but I'm sure that there will be a rush on the market soon.
That's it,
Saint George and Merry England!
Saturday, August 16, 2008
The West Pier
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Joel and Adriel
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Brighton Seafront
This is a view of the seafront at Brighton. It has been a seaside resort since the late 18th century, when the Prince Regent needed a pleasure spot within 50 miles of London to house his mistress. And thus the quiet fishing village of Brighthelmstone became Brighton the gay and licentious.
Monday, July 14, 2008
What's the point of all this?
This blog was set up so that I could post pictures, stories and quotes during my missions trip to England this next year.
I am really excited that things are starting to fall into place. My church has agreed to support me, and I have had several other people come up and confirm the plan as a God-thing. So now...I have only to apply for a visa, and get a ticket, and find lodgings, and, and...about a million other things.
But it WILL happen. I am confident now.
Until then, O future viewers...